Thursday, February 12, 2015

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Be Totally *#*^&^ Awesome

A creative type recently shared a poster of his motivational thoughts for 2015.  I share this in response…

Be bold as a wolf and lion, but you wouldn't want to emulate their mating habits.

Avoiding accepting feces, or feces in general, is always good advice.

Exceeding goals is great, dumping them not so much.

Consuming people's faces is a bad idea, probably resulting in death or permanent entry into a mental hospital.

Show people who you are, but keep your clothes on.

Being awesome and humble avoids the need to apologize.

Focusing on goals is great, having marital relations on top of them distracting.

Expletives do have emphasis value, as regular speech are degrading.

Degrading actions damage oneself and society.

Build the world, don't urinate upon it.


Neshama said...

Shame on you! I certainly don't want to read that garbage!

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