I bought my matzah today. The handmade, round, thin ones are the best.
And they get turned around. Some of them never saw tefillin before, and none of them knew that you are supposed to be happy when you do a mitzvah.
…wear a yarmulke, put on tefillin, rest on Shabbos, and a few things like that. And you will almost certainly end up with a bunch of very nice children.