by Reb Gutman Locks @ Mystical Paths

     When I told this Russian boy that he had to marry only a Jewish girl, he laughed. I asked him, “What’s so funny?”

     He said, “I was here last year. You put tefillin on me then, too, and you said the same thing!”

     “Well, have you been working on it?” I asked.

     He motioned to the Kotel Square and said, “My Jewish girlfriend is standing over there, waiting for me.”

     I told him, “Good, you marry her, and make lots of babies.”