by Reb Akiva @ Mystical Paths Blog and World Domination Headquarters
Years ago I visited a family member in Memphis, Tennessee (USA). (For those who don’t know the U.S., Memphis is part of what is known as the “deep South”, and is known for Xian fundamentalism, country music and blues music, and in the past racial discrimination.) Memphis has a large strong Jewish orthodox community with a very large and rather wealthy synagogue known as the Baron Hirsch Synagogue.
At the time of my visit the rabbi was Rabbi Raphael Grossman, an older well learned rabbi with a very strong personality and opinions.
Not to far from the synagogue was a Southern Baptist Theological College, a place for training future religious leaders of their type of Xianity. As part of their training they would make a yearly visit to the Baron Hirsch Synagogue to view a Shabbos service. This was not an arranged or coordinated thing, rather a group of minister students and their teacher would discretely arrive, put on some publically available yamulkas, and sit in the back of the large Shabbos sanctuary (with seating for around 500 they were not bothersome or particularly noticeable).
The rabbi’s drasha (sermon) came along, he was standing on the raised dais looking out over the congregation. As he looked to the back he saw the group of young men and their teacher and recognized who they were and where they were from. He raised his arms wide in a cross position, looked to the back and said loudly “I admit it, I killed him!” and then went into a drasha on the halachot (religious laws from the Torah) of recognizing a false prophet and dealing with him (see Deuteronomy 13:1).
In line with Rabbi Grossman’s admission from the past I would like to make one today. I admit it, I am responsible for the revolutions going on throughout the Arab world. Me personally, a Jew living in Israel, Reb Akiva of the Mystical Paths blog.
I don’t want anyone to think I’m having a personal moment of megalomania, so let me tell you how I know that I am personally responsible…
This past week I, Reb Akiva of Mystical Paths, drove to a Jewish town in the West Bank and saw a doctor there. AND bought a pizza.
There you have it. As the United Nations pointed out yesterday and the United States ambassador CONFIRMED in her “after vote statement” on the Security Council vote – Jews being present in the West Bank are SOLELY and EXCLUSIVELY responsible for all ills of all Arabs everywhere.
Let me provide further proof…
During the Egyptian revolution the people were calling all workers and agents of the government and regime Jews. And the government controlled media and government spokespeople were calling the people Jews. I’m a Jew – there you have it.
Not enough for you? Here’s more…
During the current Libyan revolution the government and state controlled media are calling the people and those trying to make revolution ‘zionist agents’. And the people are reporting that jets and heavy attack equipment are marked with Israeli and Jewish symbols. I choose to move to Israel as a Jew, making me a zionist – there you have it.
Clearly you’re starting to understand my pattern of influence. Let me really spell it out for you…
Bahrain is the Middle East banking center. They’ve been growing their percentage of world banking assets for the past decade and have become a serious business threat to traditional banking centers around the world. Everyone knows the Jews control world banking and I have a bank account in a Jewish owned bank. Now there’s revolution in Bahrain. Who would benefit from revolution in Bahrain? Banks outside of Bahrain of course, which the Jews control (of course), and as a Jew with money in a Jewish owned bank – there you have it.
So believe it. When the United Nations and the United States both state clearly that Jews being in the Middle East (or Africa, or Asia, or Europe…or Planet Earth?) are the problem and 100% of the United Nations time and Security Council time are taken up by whether a Jew buys a pizza in the West Bank and not with revolutions and the slaughter of innocents in Lebanon, Syria, Egypt, Libya, Sudan, or Iran…now you know…they’re right.