Friday, January 16, 2009

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US Plane Crash: The Rise of Militant Gooslam

Excepted from Big Hollywood, article by Andy Levy...

In the wake of the events of 1-15, in which a wedge of Geese brought down a US Airways aircraft, here’s what you won’t be hearing about from the so-called “Mainstream Media”: We brought this on ourselves.

After an event such as this one, it’s important to look at the root causes: Why did the Geese attack us? Well, the truth is, for years we have been oppressing the Geese, using them for the fuel they provide for our bodies.

Boneless Goose Breast, Brandied Roast Goose, Roast Goose with Cumberland Sauce and Apricot Stuffing. And of course, the Xmas Goose. In the name of religion, we have been engaged in what can only be called a Crusade against the Geese. Is it any wonder that a few brave suicide Geese would seek revenge?

Under the neocon/neofascist Cheney-Bush administration, Goose consumption is up 1541%. Geese have been systematically deprived of their rights at a level never seen before. (Look around your workplace: do you see any Geese? Wouldn’t you be nervous if you did?) Reports of shameful anti-Goose activity are at an all-time high, mainly in the South and Midwest, of course.

The fact is, WE (and, of course, Israel) are responsible for the rise of militant Gooslam. Given our actions, is it any wonder that gaggles of Goslings would reject the teachings of moderate Goose leaders, when those leaders are perceived as being in the pocket of the West? Given our actions, is it any wonder that these young Gooslamists would flock to more assertive leaders, leaders whose commitment to their cause cannot be questioned? Given our actions, the rise of a “Goosama” was inevitable. We have only ourselves to blame. (Does anyone doubt that somewhere there’s a photo of Donald Rumsfeld shaking hands with a Goose?)

...Read the whole thing.

2 comments:

Neshama said...

At first I thought this was comical and was drawn in, but it seems the writer is equating the gooslings as "suicide Geese" (pali's) in their fight against a repressive regime (bushism or i.e., Israel). Are you sure you want to put keep this, after writing the excellent Buffoon post?

Anonymous said...

All joking aside... LOOK! Hashem sent a Geula message! Who hasn't seen the photos of the passengers ***carried up on "eagles'" wings***??? Right there in NYC.

Not a soul lost. And how about other images and videos... the passengers had very few injuries, and the vast majority didn't even looked scratched... many were DRY, in the midst of the river!!

Geese = Egyptian army, and all enemies of Hashem


Is it an accident that this occurred on the fifteenth day of the first month? Should I shut my eyes and say that a Gregorian date is not the same, or simply read, and hear:


BeM 33.3. And they departed from Rameses in the first month, on the fifteenth day of the first month; on the next day after the Passover the children of Israel went out with a high hand in the sight of all the Egyptians:

"Miracle on the Hudson", indeed.

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