The Ezzedine Qassam Brigades have denied reports published in Israel that Hamas intends to carry out attacks to derail the Maryland peace conference. In a quite unusual press release, the armed wing of Hamas said that the Israeli report was "fabricated".

Hamas, however, intends to continue its "routine" attacks against Israel, the spokesman for the Abu Oubeda organization added. (Guysen.International.News)

(Insert spooky music here.)

Peace conference. Routine attacks don't derail? Non-routine attacks do? Are those peaceful murderous routine attacks or non-routine derailing pleasant attacks?