by Akiva at Mystical Paths

My wife said to my little girl, "Please take the bread, inside the bag on the counter, and put it out for the birds."

My little girl heard, "Please take the bread inside, in the bag on the counter, and put it out for the birds."

So she did...

Not the old bread in the bag on the counter, the inside of the new bread in the other bag on the other counter. Says it took her a while to make sure to get all the nice soft part for them like momma asked.

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Tags: bread, kids, children, funny